Real Or Fake Friends?

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. 
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. 
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!" 

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. 
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. 
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. 
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" 
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. 
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. 

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. 
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. 
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. 

FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs. 
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM. 

FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. 
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. 

FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when yofall. 
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you. 

FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly. 
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it. 

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry" 
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them. 

FAKE FRIENDS: will read this. 
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
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AmeliaHalfDead
(Read this if you want to, you don't have to if you don't)


This is a topic where I'm paranoid about mostly. Because I can't really make good friends with people since I think a LOT MORE different then most of the other people my age. Whenever I DID get a friend most of them betrayed me so now I only have two friends this year.

And over the years I became paranoid when I became friends besides those two special persons. I would get scared that he/she would get bored with me and I will just decide to be quite most of the time.

So I decided that I resorted to writing.

And I'm not so sure but I think your writing this from experience.

And this will also help me on making new friends. :)